
this is my father and I. The reason I look so grum is because my team was down 3-0 and we roared back with 2 quick goals going into the 3rd period at 2-3, then somehow blew it bigtime and lost 2-7. I wish my moustache grew in as full as my fathers. either way, my hockey team is in last place on the wednesday nights mens league at lakeshore sports center. The last couple games I have been progressivly getting worse. I was only a -1 last night in a game that our team was a -5, but I still don't feel like I contributed at all.
Who cares though right?
Upon getting naked with my team and showering after a shameful loss, my body was left smelling like mango body wash. Then a quick rub on of some apricot deodorant and I was out the door smelling like the best hockey player Muskegon has ever smelled, I assure you. I rode my bike (with about 40 lbs of hockey equiptment) to the game from my parents. I keep my equipment there because it is only 1 mile from the ice place and they have more room to sprawl my stuff out to dry. When going around back (its all woods) i notice my bike is gone. Fucking A right? Trying to save a little gas, since my truck is in the shop which I will soon have to fork over $800+ in repairs, i need to buy gas as little as possible. Some mother fucker HAD to have followed me in, because there was no way in hell some random person is going to be walking through the cold ass woods that late at night, or ever for that matter. Now I am left without my winter bike, and have to buy a new bike trailer hitch. Just cause some dumbfuck piece of scum can ride my bike i put my heart and soul into. But I sit with it, knowing I have a supreme idea in my head how I can people like them suffer in extreme agony.
So I come to you Livejournal friends to see who wants to go in with me and buy one of those GPS tracking units they sell for dogs. I have decided in my spare time I want to purposely leave expensive bikes with the GPS system installed in the seat tube of the bike, so that when it gets stolen, it can be tracked down. The look on the mother fuckers face when I walk into their house with a baseball bat will be worth all the money it costs. Then after that, its like free entertainment right? That seems like a better idea for my life than anything I have going for me now right? Who else is in besides Bike Steve?
Name: Casey James Loring
D/o/b: 02/02/1987
Occupation: bike theif destroyer